“When you ask what I’m thinking about, and I say “nothing”, I mean it. There was literally not a single thought going on in my head at that moment. I straight up had my brain in “stand-by” up until the moment you asked “what’re you thinkin’ about?”. Women I’ve talked to don’t seem to understand that but the men do.”
Also, we know women demand that they be the most important thing in our lives, but we don't require the same from you. If you're there, it's (usually) enough.
You need to stop talking.
Sounds like someone doesn't have a girlfriend.
That's disturbing and oddly specific...