“I won’t believe you are flirting until it’s been 2 years and you’ve moved on.”
“When I say “Please give me some space” that is not code for try harder.”
“That if we have a boner, that it dosn’t mean we think about dirty stuff. It just sometimes happens.”
“We can see the “signals” that you’re trying to give us when you’re trying to flirt. The issue isn’t that we’re blind or oblivious, the issue is that we aren’t sure whether we are interpreting the signals correctly. We don’t want to be that guy who makes a move on a girl because we thought she was flirting with us, but she was actually just being nice.
This goes double if you were someone we knew in a non-romantic capacity (i.e. friend, co-worker, etc.). If you’re interested in us, just be the one to initiate and tell us straight up that you’re interested.”
“Sometimes we want to just simply be alone. It doesn’t mean we don’t love you or like you we promise.”
“That if I leave something somewhere and you move it I will no longer know where it is.”
“Having to piss with morning wood.”
“However disappointed you are when we cant get it up/keep it up is 100x less than the disappointment we feel.”
“I don’t mind buying you your own fries. I asked because I actually want to eat all the ones I ordered.”
“We can hang out with our buddy all day and not ask any questions about their personal life.”
“When you ask what I’m thinking about, and I say “nothing”, I mean it. There was literally not a single thought going on in my head at that moment. I straight up had my brain in “stand-by” up until the moment you asked “what’re you thinkin’ about?”. Women I’ve talked to don’t seem to understand that but the men do.”
“Some women do, but most will never understand the feeling when you cut your hair short and you keep dragging your hand up the back of your head because it feels like a hedgehog.”
“We care about you way more than you think.”
“When we side step to unstick our balls.”
“A lot of us will go a very long time without receiving a compliment on our appearance, especially from other men.”
“Not all of us value sexual conquests over intimacy.”
“The pressure of being expected by society to be the initiator and pursuer in any romantic situation. If you’re not good at this, and struggle to learn how, you are likely to starve (metaphorically speaking), and live a life of solitude.
By contrast, women are more likely to be hit on or approached even if they are shy. Which has it’s own problems, obviously! But women will never understand this specific feeling of pressure.”
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Also, we know women demand that they be the most important thing in our lives, but we don't require the same from you. If you're there, it's (usually) enough.
You need to stop talking.
Sounds like someone doesn't have a girlfriend.
That's disturbing and oddly specific...