Stupid chick. But she's probably better in bed than in kitchen.

go buy yourself a brain

supplicating here: please do not throw water over the pan - it would be bad

everyone should know basic safety standards. poor girl.

That's quite a professional slow whoop there.

Maybe don't panic, it would have gone out by itself...

It's easy to say she should have known but it is frightening the first time and I understand you don't know what to do if you haven't experienced it before.

For anyone reading this: If it happens, NO water. Throwing water on a oil fire creates a huge flame that can easily reach, and ignite, your ceiling.
Instead, deprive the fire of oxygen, simply put the lid, another frying pan, cutting board on top of it and it will go out.
If you don't have that, get a cloth, quickly wet it under the faucet and rinse it making it damp, not wet, and put that over it so it rests over the edges.

Those long fake nails, reminds me of the claws on a grizzly bear's paw...and yeah, she's a moron...

She should stick to making sandwiches.