"Used to work at a big bank that bought out another, somewhat smaller but still pretty big bank about 10 years ago.

Some guy came in all pissed off because we didn’t send him a new debit card with the new bank’s logo on it (they intentionally made it so the old ones would continue working until they were originally set to expire). Said it was “embarrassing”.

“I can’t be the only person who’s gotten upset over this, right?!?”

Yeah homie, you were."