"At a coworker’s house playing poker after our NFL fantasy draft. One guy asked where the bathroom was, and off he went. Came back a few minutes later and the host asks if he seriously just took a sh#t in his house. We all laughed, and turned our attention back to the poker game.

He wasn’t joking. He was genuinely upset that someone used his bathroom to take a sh#t. He said it was extremely rude and something you should wait until you get home to do."