"His brother was going through a divorce and he was really upset."
"“I didn’t want to hurt you”
Way to go, dude."
"“We never have any fights”
So you decide to cheat so I can get mad at you??"
“I mean, how can you expect me to tell you the truth? People are raped and murdered everyday.”
"“My grandmother died.” I didn’t realize cheating on your girlfriend is the standard grieving method."
"I invited you to join us, not my fault you said no"
"“When you said you wanted to be exclusive I thought you meant exclusive here. You never even asked if I had a boyfriend.”
I had been “dating” this girl for 3 months in college when she admitted that she had been in a long distance relationship with her boyfriend from high school the entire time and she had slept with him each time she visited her parents, which was at least once a month."
“If you had confidence in yourself, none of this would have happened.”
"Guy I worked with would get BJ’s from the women working the street nearby. I called him out on it and told him he was straight up cheating on his wife. He said he never kissed them and since it was just a BJ it wasn’t cheating."
“She’s so hot and flirty that I just know she will eventually cheat on me. So I decided to go first and get it over with.”
"“it was one time” is always a good one"
“its not cheating i used a condom”
"“She messaged me first!” Okay, and? He was a whole @$$ adult who could have said no"
"Here’s the one I heard: “He said he had cigarettes upstairs”"
"“I wanted to try something new.”
He cheated on me with his ex."