Van Morrison
"My aunt was engaged to Van Morrison briefly. . No interesting stories that I could remember. They were in love but given ~~he was always gone so~~ the challenges that come with fame, his personality quirks documented in many places, and my aunts young age at the time (20) it didn't work out. I was told that he would play guitar for the fam on Christmas get togethers."
Because, as we all know, famous people didn't have a life when they were unknown and never knew, dated, or even spoke to people then...
#9 I hope she enjoyed his pickle.