Louis CK
"My wife briefly dated Louis CK back in 2012. She says it seems kind of awful to be famous. Any time they went out to eat or were in public they were just constantly interrupted or stared at. He came to her bday party at some little bowling alley in Brooklyn though and was pretty cool. The story that always sticks with me is that one day he went out and bought a $150,000 watch because he felt sad."
Because, as we all know, famous people didn't have a life when they were unknown and never knew, dated, or even spoke to people then...
#9 I hope she enjoyed his pickle.