"He asked me to come back to his place, not for sex, he made that clear. I let myself be persuaded, and it was daytime, and I had a backup plan with a friend if things went hairy, so I went to his house. He wanted to show me his Eeyore collection. He had like 200 Eeyores from the Winnie the Pooh series, like figurines and stuffed animals, and other weird things Eeyore and was really, really proud of them. He told me how much he related to the character."