"It may not count as this was clearly a joke application, but I had a girl turn in a resume which included things like, “Slew a demon with own two hands.”, “Six confirmed dragon kills to date, two more plausible but unconfirmed.”, “Proficient with siege equipment.”

I called her in for an interview just to turn the joke on her head. That didn’t work. She showed up in functional full plate, with a crusader’s tabard, and another girl acting as her squire carrying a shield, lance, and broadsword. It was hilarious!

The best part is the job was for a security guard. Unfortunately she didn’t get it. We have a military or police service time requirement and “The Order of Holy Fire” does not count."