“My friend’s cat got its head stuck in a vase, freaked out, broke the vase, and was left with this.”
“My dog literally looks like a pregnant woman waiting for her husband to return.”
“I left a cabbage in my fridge for too long and now it’s pregnant with another cabbage.”
“My sister came to visit and she brought her dog. I couldn’t find him for a while and here’s why.”
“Didn’t expect this to happen at X-Men last night.”
“My 4-year-old was crying into his blanket and left this face.”
“My friend’s nephew today”
“Remmy, my one-eyed squirrel, babysitting a baby mouse”
“My orthodontist dressed up as the tooth fairy today!”
“I got these coasters you can hang on your nose.”
“My right eye is split vertically — brown on one side and green on the other. As a baby, it was blue and brown.”
“I stopped at the light, then turned to my left to see this.”
“Being late to work saved my life. If I’d left home 2 seconds earlier, this car would have fallen on top of my head!”
“My cat has a cleft nose/this adorable little tooth gap.”
“Almost lost my consciousness in the middle of the night. My daughter left this toy.”
“My nephew has the Batman symbol in the gaps of his teeth.”
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