#8 Proud to be a dumb@** forever by sealing the deal with a tattoo. Poor mom!

#5 who does that with a wooden cutting board?

#43 - that’s something “Made in China” that I’d like to have

#37 Always avoid the super-needy narcissistic hot girl pretending to be modest/fragile. You will never make her happy... ever.

#38
you got that two times?
better believe it

#56
so thats the 500$ stand

#37 Do you not see the problem with that?

#33: You've got problems. Seek help.

#38 If you'd read Terry Pratchett you'd know