“That one time I went to Japan to be Luigi.”
“We went to McDonalds!”
“Went to work with the door to my room shut, he improvised.”
“I’ll never forget the time that my mom installed this lock on one of her bathroom drawers when I was a kid...”
“Before my wife went out of town, she asked me to buy new sheets, but nothing gaudy.”
“Found the Lego my kid was looking for.”
“My nephew getting admired at the airport”
“My nephew got 2 of those giant Costco bears”
“My girlfriend’s nephew got a new hat.”
“Though not as cute as a shoulder chicken, here’s my pocket turtle.”
“So, here’s my watermelon harvest.”
“Girlfriend’s flight was delayed until 2 in the morning. Here’s what she sent me.”
“My wife says this is the only benefit of being pregnant.”
“My brother won an Emmy and here’s where he keeps it.”
“Did the gf’s laundry for the first time. Here’s a turtle neck. Not sure which way is up.”
“He seemed to enjoy his 1st birthday cake.”
“My 12-year-old nephew decided that hitting a spray paint can with a hammer was a good idea.”
“Sooo... My nephew got into the Vaseline..”