’’A face mask I got from Japan’’
’’This made me laugh — the cat was not impressed.’’
“Bought a slap bracelet and checked what it was.”
“My niece wanted a female robot, so I got her one.”
’’This overcooked boiled egg looks like the painting, Girl with a Pearl Earring."
’’I wasn’t prepared for the visual consequences of a quick couple seconds in the microwave to improve flow.’’
’’The prices dropped!’’
’’The teacher said the notes had to be on one note card...’’
’’Ballerinas throwing Ninja stars at disabled people?’’
’’Somebody at my warehouse keeping everybody entertained.’’
’’I got this groundbreaking new book today.’’
’’The results of investigating the loud thud in my living room — case closed!’’
’’I’m just glad he seems happy.’’
’’This is the picture Amazon sent my brother-in-law to say the packages were ’delivered to a family member directly.’’’
’’The hotel staff told me where my room was, but I just couldn’t find it.’’
’’Our microwave options sound like rejected superhero names.’’
’’The microwave at work died. Someone took the time to write an obituary.’’
’’Meet furball and meatball.’’
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