“View From My Desk This Morning. I Guess If The Elder God's Have Come To Destroy The World, At Least They're Starting With Coventry”
“Just Stumbled Across This Old Gem A Friend Of Mine Received A Few Years Back”
“Hey Guys, I Think I Might Have Peaked”
“This Made Me Smile. It’s So True”
“Saw This On Quora And It Made Me Chortle”
“Wasn’t Expecting This At The Crossing This Morning”
“Moved To England From The Us A Few Years Ago And Have Been Working On My Fry Up Game Ever Since”
“Someone In This Office Needs To Drink More Water”
“My Entry For The UK's Dullest Playground”
“Did This Today. Boiling Water In Flask To Cook/Keep Warm Frankfurters Till Lunch Time. Worked Way Better Than Expected. Picnic Hot Dogs”
“I'll Do It, I Swear”
“Hot Fuzz 2 Now Filming In Blackfriars”
“Damn It, I'm Going To Have To Spend Christmas With My Wife's Family”
“Useless Finding Of The Day: You Can Fit Exactly Four Dark Chocolate Digestives In A Gü Pot”
“The Average Affordable UK House In 10 Years If The Market Doesn't Change”
“A Couple Got Fined £60 After A Woman With A Knitter Tshirt Walked In A Bus Lane, Triggering The Anpr Camera And Sending A Fine To The Couples Door”
“Amazing. The Queen Waves From The Balcony Of Buckingham Palace At The Security Queue For Manchester Airport!”
“So It Turns Out The People At Lynx Have Officially Run Out Of Ideas”
“Tea In Bed With Liz”
“I Jumped On The Lidl Jumper Bandwagon. My Boss Isn’t A Fan”
“Guys I Don't Mean To Brag But I Finally Found Out How Carling Is Made”
“I Attended My Sister-In-Law’s Ash Internment Yesterday, And They Brought Her Ashes To The Cemetery In A Sports Direct Bag”
“The Most Condescending Note I Have Ever Received. I Am A Man In His Thirties Living In A Mostly Student Area”
“Just Got My New Water Bill. Looks Like I’ll Be Showering, Drinking And Washing At The Gym”