“Asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. Puts it on low, broil, and forget to take the plastic cover off.”
“Left to the store for an hour, came back to this. It went through my ENTIRE house like this and at the end emptied itself into its dock. Kill me now.”
“Stray bullet hit the hood of my car on the 4th.”
“NYC Fireworks- guy films for 15 mins but forgets to hit ‘record’.”
“Drove my 17 year old son to visit my childhood home.”
“Broccoli crowns and stems…”
“It took me 15 minutes to finally get the key out of the ignition.”
“Maple syrup spilling in my fridge….”
“First day in months I’ve had off to play games…”
“The last place I saw my truck before running into the store for 10 minutes. All my work tools were in it too.”
“I’m feeling all around awful and have one of the worst sore throats of my life and the doctor prescribed these pills.”
Someone’s shoveling bugs tomorrow…
“Slipped and fell into my shower door this morning.”
“Oh, that’s where my prescription sunglasses went…”
“It will s#ck when she wakes up.”
“My kids and I spent the weekend making a dog house.”
“Finally decided to use my bbq, only to find out its home to a squirrel now.”
“None of the pieces fit…this was supposed to be relaxing.”
“Two days AFTER I got sunburned.”
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and if, why not watch another idiot's video who posted it
Looks like a cheap fake obsidian ring...
pretty green color dog eats lots of grass it would seem
#10 Perhaps that's a Divine hint that you should no longer be playing with dolls.