"Fell asleep waiting for a Door Dash order."
"Forgetting about your pizza for 8 hours. Burnt so bad it looks like a double-chocolate brownie."
"My mother made me some shepherds pie for dinner and it fell out of my car as soon as I opened the door."
"Just normal milk shattered a glass perfectly in two and exploded the milk across the kitchen. (The glass wasn't moved after; it's that far apart from the force alone.)"
"Meant to go on a holiday of a lifetime for 14 days around the Caribbeen tomorrow and the dog didn’t agree. Over £10k lost"
"Throwback to the time I signed a "funny" signature, and then the computer froze and I had to explain to the three employees that came to help that no, my name isn't Poop Mouth and no, I don't know why I wrote that, and please just take my money so I can go home and die."
“My father had to be freed from the locked toilet this morning.”
“I couldn’t find my dog and was worried she somehow got out. Turns out she locked herself in the bathroom and decided to redecorate.”
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No, the dog was not at fault. The owner was for leaving something so tempting, that probably smelled very much of the owners butt, where the dog could reach it. 99% of the time it's the owners fault, especially if they know their dog's habits.
bless your heart, victim blaming. so if a half naked tempting women was within reach...
Midge, so you are just a dog, only guided by instincts? Explains a lot.
That's advanced retarded, right here. A dog is not a human and therefore do not understand the necessity to have IDs.
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I think what happened was they were doing an oil change on their car (see ramps) and finished up. When they were reversing off of the ramps, the ramps slid forward and hit the drain bucket full of used engine oil.
I pretty much thought the same thing.
To imagine there is a controlling power situated in the clouds or 'everywhere' that kills babies with cancer, allows wars and the carnage that comes with them, inflicts arthritis on it's 'loyal follower' nuns, and allows dark skinned humans, and I mean even cappuccino coloured ones, to be treated as second or third class citizens AND has time to ensure you get sh#t letters ... lays proof of one's lack of logically thinking grey matter, especially when it is blatantly obvious that the alien over lords left us here on Earth as a punishment for being too self centred, many, many moons ago. P.S. Vert is a limace visqueuse, qui ? because the game pictured is an English version and so French words are not allowed. P.P.S. Lunk is a colloquial word and hence not admissible.
Maybe earth is a penal colony
It's the same with cars ... they are not electric, they are battery powered.
Electric vehicles are trolley buses, trams and trains ... they are all connected to A/C power.
Battery vehicles are just that, vehicles with batteries.
If your mower or car has to have it's batteries charged at any point, it is battery powered.
And in the meantime it's just free extra protein, and actually more sterile than the hamburger.