Cereal Straws:
WHAT HAPPENED: They've been gone since the early 2010s...but they're coming back! THEY'RE COMING BACK!
Nesquik Cereal:
WHAT HAPPENED: Nesquik Cereal was quikly removed from shelves in the US in 2012. You can still get it in some other countries.
Reese's Bites:
WHAT HAPPENED: Reese's in beautiful, beautiful ball form went away in 2004.
Fruit String Thing:
WHAT HAPPENED: Oh, these have been gone for a long, long time.
Doritos 3rd Degree Burn:
WHAT HAPPENED: After coming hot (heh) out of the gate in 2010, they've been gone for years.
Pillsbury Waffle Sticks:
WHAT HAPPENED: These took the world by storm in 2003. Or at least my parents' freezer by storm. They've been gone a loooong time now.
Kudos:
WHAT HAPPENED: Unfortunately, according to the good folks at Mars, these have been gone for at least four years.
Oreo O's:
WHAT HAPPENED: They're back!!!
Sprite Remix:
WHAT HAPPENED: The world has been devoid of remixes since 2005.
Philadelphia Cheesecake Bars:
WHAT HAPPENED: These have been gone for over a decade, my good, good friend. Haven't you noticed?
Dunkaroos:
WHAT HAPPENED: You bet your rear end they're back!!!
P.B. Crisps:
WHAT HAPPENED: What many call the holy grail of peanut butter-flavored sweet cream snacks has been gone since the '90s.
DNL:
WHAT HAPPENED: DNL, whose name was just 7UP flipped upside down, was too good, too pure for this world. It went away in the mid-2000s.
Twizzlers Sourz:
WHAT HAPPENED: They've been gone for at least the last seven years, maybe longer. For shame.
Cheetos Twisted Puffs:
WHAT HAPPENED: Cheetos puffed no more in 2012.
3D Doritos:
WHAT HAPPENED: They're back!
Butterfinger BB's:
WHAT HAPPENED: They went to the great convenience store in the sky in 2006.
Lollipop Paint Shop:
WHAT HAPPENED: The world shall paint with candy no more as of the mid-2000s.
Squeezits:
WHAT HAPPENED: The juiciest juice to ever juice has been juiced out since 2001.
And Fruitopia:
WHAT HAPPENED: The Fruitopia became the, uh, ummmm...Fruit-dystopia in 2003.
We're better off without them.