“McDonald’s forgot to put a patty on my kid’s burger.”
"Found an earwig in my loofa AFTER washing myself off in the shower."
“That’s my luggage, not on the plane.”
“How do I cut this person’s bike lock off my bike?”
“My fridge door fell off.”
“My mirror tried to kill me.”
“My kid slapped my glasses directly into my eyeball.”
“My bedroom ceiling collapsed.”
“Fell asleep waiting for a Door Dash order.”
“Someone stole everything that can be taken off my bikes without tools.”
“The size of the pill given to me for strep throat. I can barely swallow water so this horse pill is what they gave me. Had to grind it up and put it in jello for now.”
“Just normal milk shattered a glass perfectly in two and exploded the milk across the kitchen. (The glass wasn’t moved after; it’s that far apart from the force alone.)”
“I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god.”
“Got back to my scooter, some random person locked me in.”
"I lost my phone on a festival, a few hours later I found it burning next to the campfire"
"When you live in Svalbard, Norway and forgot to close the window to the home office"
"Toddler learned how to use the microwave"
"Had a leak develop in our laboratory this morning. Nobody was on campus to catch it so there was 4 inches of standing water and countless ruined pieces of equipment."
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no, me neither.
I switch also to the normal picdump view for scrolling.
Never, those who want to switch, delete the -1 in the address
Never. Is a waist of time. If your internet is poor is even worse. It needs many seconds to open every gif.
Sure there's a God, and they're laughing...
#42
That's an easy fix, strap the bike to your scooter and drive off. You now have a free bike...
#42 fitting that your registration is FEEKK!
Totally agree, never seen toothpaste in a bottle
Look tasty
#36
#42
Take the bike with you...
#48
Has he also learned to wait for the next Christmas to receive a new joystick?