“One Of Our Goats And I Were Both Pregnant With Twins And Due The Same Week. I Made Her Dress Up And Take Maternity Photos With Me”
"My Grandma Got Bit By A Pelican On The Pier And Then Began To Scold It"
"My Aunt And Uncle Were Crowned "Golden Couple" At Our Local Fair For Being The Longest Married Couple In The County At 72 Years. Our Local Paper Did A Fantastic Arrangement For The Honor..."
"My All Time Favorite Picture Of My Sister. She Was 6, Tired, And Had Just Tried Sparkling Grape Juice. Not A Fan"
"Dad Didn't Have Much Luck In The Arm Wrestling Circuit, But He Has High Hopes For His Boy"
“As A Child, I Would Dress Up As A Clown Whenever There Was A Reason To Celebrate – In This Case The Birth Of My Younger Brother”
"When It’s Your First Day Of Kindergarten And Also Your First Day As Head Of The Pta"
"We Just Wanted A Nice Family Photo"
“I Got A Life Sized Barbie When I Was 7 And My Brother Had Other Ideas”
"My Dad In High School (1959) vs. Me In High School (1986)"
"I Asked My Grandma If She Had Some Rice That I Can Put My Phone In When It Got Wet And She Pulls This Out Of A Cabinet"
“My Poor Daughter Never Heard The End Of It From Her Siblings After Her Heartbreaker Tee Shirt Turned To Fartbreaker For School Pictures"
“My Husband As An Infant. I Prayed Our Children Would Not Inherit His Large Cranium”
“Our Grandma Used To Not Only Give My Sister And Me Mullets In The 80s, She Would Then Perm Them. Matching Permed Mullets. Need I Say More?”
“I Was Just Trying To Peel My Daughter Off Of Me, Sit Her On The Bench And Then I Was Running To Get Out Of The Picture. However It Looks Like I Have Left My Children With Their Sitter And Am Running Away For Dear Life!”
"A Valentines Day Card From A Student Of Mine"
“During Our ‘Perfect’ Beach Photo Shoot, My Oldest Son Jumped On My Back, Propelling My Infant Son Out Of My Arms"
"My infant son was not harmed, just wet and scared but mommy is forever traumatized.”
"My Favorite Picture Of My Parents. Them On Their Wedding Day. 1991"
“My Sister Looking Like She’s Gonna Tear My Head Off When I Was An Infant Being Held By My Dad”
"I Was Born In 1981 But Turned 55 In 1992"
“Our Daughter Would Not Cooperate For Her Photos. She Was Doing Everything But Smiling. Here She Is Getting Ready To 'Hulk' Out”
"My Parents Wedding Day, 1980s"
"My Daughter Was Supposed To Be A Flower Girl In Her Aunt's Wedding But Napping Is Life (And She Was Safely Strapped In)"
18: Mud shark!!
#42: Check for a pulse!!