"Lady called to complain about her burnt pizza. I asked for her name but couldn’t find it among the nights orders. I asked when she ordered and she said, “A week ago.” I asked the obvious question, “So why didn’t you call back then?” “We went on vacation.” I hung up. Whoever came up with “The customer is always right.” must not have worked with actual customers."
#13 Was the kid even in the water? How far away was the father?
You do not leave a child of that age, that obviously can't swim yet, alone in a public place...
Not only could she drown, but she could slip and hurt herself badly without you knowing it, she could be taken by some pedo, do I need to go on?
And obviously he should take the job seriously. It's a serious job where you're responsible for the safety of a few hundred people...
That guy shouldn't be responsible for a child.
Not my brightest moment tbh