"I am truly trying to live my life in such a way that I never get mentioned in a story like this.
So far, I think I’m doing well?"
"“Do you guys have to go containers?” “Yes we do, here, I’ll grab you one. Is that for a beverage or your meal?” “Oh that’s ok, I can make this work” *walks out with restaurant plate*"
"Lady ordered fries with no salt. She comes back and complains, “there’s no salt on my fries.”'
"I am a flight attendant and for some reason people on planes don’t know what black coffee means. “I’ll take a black coffee. With cream and sugar.” Me: _"
"“HEY I asked for light lettuce!”
“Oh sorry.” *remakes sandwich* “Here you go.”
“…I don’t get all the rest of my order for free?”
She ordered for herself, her mom and two sisters. She was honestly shocked she wasn’t getting 4 full meals free from a small mistake."
"I know the price for the job is $2000 but I need you to do it for $700.'
"Working at a chain restaurant, you never know what kind of things are going to come out of people’s mouths. I once had a lady that literally said to me, after trying her food, “this doesn’t taste like the picture.”."
"When I worked at a restaurant I had a lady order a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon. As soon as I set it down and walked away, I saw her take all the bacon and stuff it in her mouth. Moments later, she hailed me to tell me that they had forgotten her bacon and she wanted the burger for free."
"In high school I worked at BK which was next door to a KFC. I was at the counter and a man came storming in with a paper bag in his hand, he leans over the counter and yells “You gave me [email protected]#king coleslaw!” I was taken by surprise and didn’t really understand what was going on so I asked him “Sorry, did you say coleslaw?” He proceeds to yell, “I just came through the drive-thru and I ordered mashed potatoes and I got coleslaw”
It took so much self-control to not laugh in his face. I kindly told him “Sir, this is Burger King.” His eyes got wide, he looks around walks out. I hope he got his mashed potatoes."
"“I will destroy you on yelp!”
After calling my manager a c#nt for backing me up that we do not sell half glasses of wine."
"I worked at Subway when I was 16. A customer asked me the difference between the turkey and ham. I told her the ham was made from pigs and the turkey was made from turkey. She did not like my answer."
"“Can you fix my tablet it is not working right.”
“Ok where is it?”
"“You’re taking your job too seriously”
I’m a Lifeguard. The guy was leaving his 3-4 y/o daughter alone, so he could sit in the hot tub."
"I work at a pizza place and we sell breadsticks. young couple comes in, lady stares at the menu for 5 mins then asks me… “so, your breadsticks. uh, those have bread in them?” no sh#t"
"Worked for a pizza chain. Order was wrong.
Me: “I’ll tell you what. How about I give you a coupon for a complimentary pizza next time?”
Customer: “I don’t want no complimentary pizza. I want it for free!”"
"I was working the self checkout lane when a customer asked me why his onions weren’t scanning through properly. I walked over and saw that he had typed in the word “ONIINS”. He went on to insist that our machine was the problem, and that his “ONIINS” should have been free because they weren’t scanning."
"Lady called to complain about her burnt pizza. I asked for her name but couldn’t find it among the nights orders. I asked when she ordered and she said, “A week ago.” I asked the obvious question, “So why didn’t you call back then?” “We went on vacation.” I hung up. Whoever came up with “The customer is always right.” must not have worked with actual customers."
"“It says swipe card, what do I do?”
….dunno, real puzzler that one."