"Newly Adopted! I Named Him Steven"
"Just Adopted… She’s Precious!"
"Appropriately Named Kitten, Fern. She Has An Approved Adopter, No Surprise"
"I Just Adopted A Cat That Likes To Hoard Mice"
"I Just Adopted These Kittens And I Really Need You To See Them"
"Meet Lilo, Rescued From The Envigo 4000 Hence The Ear Tattoo. We're Going To Give Her The Wonderful Life She Deserves"
"'Adopted Him Last Week. He's Extremely Energetic And Loves Everyone In My Family And So Do We. I Named Him Dior"
"Just Adopted This Sweet Pupper"
"Here Is Cleo. I Adopted Her Sunday After Living Alone For 4 Years And She Is Now My Official Computer Buddy"
"My Uncle Just Retired And Decided To Adopt This Fella"
"I Adopted A Cat Who Has Spent The Last Year And A Half In The Shelter. Her Name Is Minerva And She Is The Prettiest"
"Just Adopted This Sassy Girl"
"Hi Everyone, Meet My Smol Baby Tortie Kaia. My First Kitty Ever! Just Adopted Her Yesterday"
"New Rescue Foster Has Taken A Shine To Me"
"Big Day Today For Avatar From Our Cat Shelter. His First Time In The Adoption Room Where He’s Free To Run Around And Play As He Likes. Meeting The Others Was A Little Stressful But He Did Really Well"
"Today I Adopted My Son, Brick!"
"Our Foster Fail Rescue Kitty That We’re Now Committing To Moving To The UK From Nz With Us! No One Wanted To Adopt Her, Can You Believe That?!"
"Fulfilled My Lifetime Dream And Adopted My First Cat Today From A Rescue! He Doesn’t Have A Name Yet But He Sure Has My Heart"
"My Inmate’s Adoption Mugshot"
"Our Newly Adopted Beanie Boy!"
"Murph Found Her Forever Home"
"I Just Adopted A Kitten. Would Love To Know Her Breed If Anyone Can Help Me Out, I’d Truly Appreciate It"
Brick is not your "son". He's your pet. Be proud of his place in your home as that. Calling him your "son" announces to all you have either an actual, diagnosable mental illness, or you are simply a ridiculous person.
Your son is not your son, ask your wife about it.