#1 You deserve it for wearing crocs.

#11 Slide it over the flap of a sandwich bag, non ziplock of course.

#1
Well you're wearing crocs in public so that's kinda your fault...
#8
We've seen this before, I still question why you had to bring your protein powder on vacation with you...
#10
That's really not that big of an issue and very easy to fix, just sand it a little, put some oil in it and put it in the oven.
#20
Well did it help?
#34
So what's the issue, you have a valid legal ID that just happens to not have your photo. It's still technically valid.
#41
It says "chocolate chip" not "chocolate chips" so they're not really lying...

#38 poorly dude after three months vacation. And his golden necklace is too heavy. He needs four wifi routers to have reception for his unlimited 5G mobile net. His girlfriend just turned 25. The battery died in his McLaren F1. His maid and butler and cook have covid all at the same time. Left his charger on the third floor.

#26 are you wearing capris?

#17 - "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!"

#46 Stolen car. Joyride ends in crash. Thieves leave on foot.

#26 You went to work in your pyjama pants ...?

#22 USB plugs in a nutshell.

#37 don't go back to bed.. you need to go to the store and update your makeup equipment, sister.