"Was taking the escalator when it decided to take me instead"
"The seat this guy got at the theater. Why do they even have a seat there?"
"On the bright side I got to keep the ball"
"Ny airpod fell into paint"
"The person who stole my AirPods off my flight is staying in a hotel two blocks away from me."
"Accidentally dropped my mom's bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours"
"This is where the light hits our bed at 8AM."
"Was wondering why the smell of chocolate followed me out of the airport..."
"My phone case didn't come with this pattern....."
"Seeing this after my mother insisted on doing the dishes."
"No matter ho I try to pick this up its going to spill"
"On my flight. Can you like not?"
"My girlfriend had a USB stick in her kebab"
"What happen's when you put leather gloves in a washing machine"
"My "dishwasher safe" water bottle."
"Been battling a rash in my groin for a couple weeks. Today I wasn’t paying attention and applied toothpaste to my junk instead of my cream."
"There's a hair sealed inside my string cheese :/"
"Having to BDSMify my old phone just to charge it."
"Poured eggs in my coffee instead of creamer."
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Well you're wearing crocs in public so that's kinda your fault...
#8
We've seen this before, I still question why you had to bring your protein powder on vacation with you...
#10
That's really not that big of an issue and very easy to fix, just sand it a little, put some oil in it and put it in the oven.
#20
Well did it help?
#34
So what's the issue, you have a valid legal ID that just happens to not have your photo. It's still technically valid.
#41
It says "chocolate chip" not "chocolate chips" so they're not really lying...
Non stick.
If you're talking about the pan it says Lodge, those are cast iron and that's how you fix the finish on them...
Jealous much? Wasps are wasps..
Ran out...of electrons. ;)