#4 well yeah because celery is 90% water and 10% hair.
#5 nah my pizza is fine because i can adjust the moisture content inside my fridge. damn poors.

“When my legs are tired from standing all day and I have to make dinner, I use a dining chair to kneel on to help with leg fatigue.” #7 OR you could just sit in a chair at a table and carry on

#2. Umm that's muffins. Pancake mix is thinned out baking powder muffin mix. Really, all the ingredients are nearly identical. She discovered muffins. Yay.