“My grandmother complained her remote was confusing, so I grandma-ified it for her.”
“My buddy asked for a moustache tattoo. The foreign worker didn’t understand. She asked him to write it down. The result.”
“When my dad told me to ’act cool,’ I threw my arm up way too high, like I didn’t have a care in the world.”
“No one told me which teeth to smile with, so I chose the bottom.”
“I was busy and told my little brother to get a bag of potatoes, peel half of them and boil. He’s a true genius.”
“I took away my son’s electronics for bad behavior. He grabbed my calculator and said he’d play with it instead.”
“My burrito wouldn’t stay together, so I figured this would work.”
“Had to go out in a flooded area, but I didn’t want wet socks, and I didn’t have waterproof shoes, so I improvised.”
“My dog can’t swim and sinks like a rock. She doesn’t look too thrilled.”
“All the grocery stores were sold out of pumpkins, so I carved a watermelon instead.”
“The dial on my deodorant broke so I use an allen key.”
“It was my dad’s birthday today, but we didn’t have the right numbers, so we got creative.”
“Grandma, do you have some rice that I can put my phone in? It got wet. — She pulls this out of a cabinet.”
“My pregnant coworker has been practicing putting on diapers.”
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Cash me ousside, how bout dat
FYI: That elegantly loquatious girl is a multi-millionaire now.
There truly is no justice, isn't there?
Thanks! I could not figure it out.