I guess I'm stranger than I thought, I agree with a bunch of these...

Saying something like 'I am half Italian, half Irish, half scottish' sounds like you are merely a Manbearpig and its annoying.

#15 - it is when you pay 2x$20 for tickets, 2x$8 for popcorn, 2x$6 for drinks, and $15 for one giant pretzel ($83)

#19 And your mom still cuts the crust off of your bread, doesn't she?

#23 mind blown. it makes so much sense now

#25 worse than the smell of coffee in the morning, is the smell of the urinals in the office at 10, when it all comes out again

I agree with a lot of these but #2 just needs to find the right hot sauce. You can't tell me chipotle, saracha, sambal oelek, or green chili hot sauce don't add flavor.

#10 there are people that don't refrigerate their ketchup. Mustard needs to be room temperature but ketchup, if used at all, should be cold.