“This is why I am single.”
“Discount joker”
“During the bathroom remodel, we placed this skeleton in the wall for future owners to find.”
“I think I need to find a new barber.”
“Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home.”
“And this is why you check the size of the rice cooker before hitting the buy button (banana for scale.)”
“My 4-year-old is clearly a master of hide and seek.”
“I knew exactly which house he meant.”
“A neighbor kept their Halloween decor up and turned it into a heartwarming holiday scene.”
“My cousins have Alopecia Universalis and an excellent sense of humor.”
“My dentist has jokes.”
“It’s my birthday today, and we only had ‘thank you’ cards in the house. My fiancé made this...”
“This is quite the grumpy pole at my university.”
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