“A restaurant gave me raw chicken and then blamed it on ’new guidelines.’”
“A high school throwing away perfectly good books”
“I was contemplating between a 9-inch or a 12-inch pizza, and they ultimately gave me both.”
“This ’box’ of beef jerky”
“My shirts for work finally came but spelled wrong. My name is Carter.”
“My dog covered herself in super sticky hitchhikers.”
“This is how much ice cream my wife leaves in the container so she can say she didn’t eat all of it.”
“My friend opened his laptop next to me and gave me instant anxiety.”
“I don’t know this girl but she kept putting my window shade down every time I put it up.”
“Something took a bite of my pineapple.”
"After 10 minutes of work..."
’’Just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home.’’
’’My mom erased part of the world while cleaning my globe.’’
’’One flip flop fell behind the heater all winter.’’
’’I dropped my wireless mouse into my candle.’’
’’My mother-in-law cut my son’s hair without asking.’’
’’The way my girlfriend cut the pizza.’’
’’She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane.’’
’’My wife tried brushing her hair this morning.’’
’’My ice cream was hollow.’’
’’This breakfast, that cost me $19’’
’’My boyfriend dropped my makeup bag.’’
’’My parent’s watermelon harvest will not be getting us through the winter.’’
’’My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty.’’
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There is a lot going on here. I'm going to use my brain a smidge (which the taker of this picture did not apparently) and declare, no thats not a "medicine cabinet" above your stove, but simply a "cabinet". that you decided to put medicine there is all on you, as normal folks don't keep medicine in a kitchen cabinet above a stove.
2nd... I'm thinking ... what bottle of cough medicine, which for the past... 20-30 years (if not longer) are made of bendy, shatterproof plastic. How would such a bottle be able to build up enough velocity to break a ceramic range top? I mean, how high is this cabinet? 5 stories? Kinda wondering if something else entirely has happened here.
I'm holding brand new cough medicine in glass bottle right now.
Most medical liquids are in glass, plastic leaches lot of cr#p(chemicals) in contact with alcohol.
My dude, I'm looking at two new bottles of cough medicine, bendy plastic. I don't know where you are, but aint any glass bottles (for cough medicine) in my grocery store.
Ok what are we actually looking at here? There's all kinds of dust on all the flat surfaces, and is that black paint with barefoot foot prints? I'd say they were redoing the kitchen but there's food out on the counters so that doesn't seem right...
built in mini-fridge/wine cooler is leaking oil.
#55 --- this is a sin against god and man. 2 solid sandwiches still left in there.
This is the price you pay for being oh-so-hip.
Seriously a lock that needs to be charged what bullsh#t. what are you gonna do when the battery dies while the bike is locked?
where? there is no room.