“If you park your car in Korea where construction work is happening, your car will be wrapped in a bag like this.”
The German Parliament
"Artemis 1 at its furthest point in its moon orbit, about 268,000 miles from earth."
"Newly disclosed PLA Joint Operations Command Center, the brain of the Chinese military"
"World Cup balls getting charged (They need to charge them because the ball has a 3D sensor inside to determine offsides)"
"Stowaways spent 11 days on an oil tanker’s rudder as it sailed from Nigeria to the Canary Islands"
"World Cup mascot, La’eeb, on a TV show in Brazil"
"German climate activists glue themselves to the conductor’s stand at a concert. The stand is removable so they were taken offstage and the concert continued after a 30-second interruption."
"The Japanese national team left their changing room spotless after their historic World Cup win against Germany."
"Even after a famous win at the World Cup, Japan fans stayed behind to clean up"
"In 1983, Steve Jobs typed this reply to a letter asking for his autograph."
"Can’t even enjoy the sunset no more"
"Newly Vietnamese produced drone that could carry up to 8 mortal rounds being show in the Vietnam Defense 2022 in Hanoi"
"US Army soldiers with gold bullions in Iraq, 2003"
"The US Army announced today that the Bell V-280 Valor will replace the UH-60 Black Hawk"
"An Argentine reporter, after her wallet was stolen by a fan in Qatar, stated: “The police asked me how I want to punish the offender and choose between imprisoning him for 5 years or deporting him from the country immediately.”
"The pistol that shot and killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 sparking World War I."
"In 2002, an intern who stole moon rocks from NASA, spread the rocks on his bed and had sex on them, resulting in the contamination making the rocks virtually useless to the scientific community. He was sentenced to more than 8 years in prison."
"This is how the world’s tallest woman (7’0.7”) took her first flight. Turkish airlines replaced 6 seats from its economy section with a special stretcher for her to travel on the 13-hour flight to the United States"
And if he had been around today he'd be selling Crypto...
That we know of.
Consent her? I hardly knew her!
flirting is not consent and therefore sexual assault? and they wonder why men are all toxic because they make up these arbitrary rules and then steal your sperm and have you pay for the baby 100%.
#16 "mortar" rounds, or are they sentient bombs?
#19 well?? don't leave us in suspense, man, what did she choose??
#31 still nicer than my school cafeteria was
#37 you can dissolve the shells in vinegar to get this
the war was way more expensive
If I'm drunk, I'm not responsible for my actions.
You want equality, there it is.
If either of you morons woke up with your @$$ sore after passing out drunk, you'd be cool with it, right? You'd be: "Hey, I got drunk, he was drunk and raped my @$$, so it's cool".
Someone else shouldn't be and they aren't.
#10 Hopefully those oxygen thieves were left glued to the stand for many days.
#8 No waves or wake on that journey eh?
#15 Advertising is a scourge on humanity.
#41 #44 very nice