"This Is My Brother And I At Christmas, 1965. I Was Only 6 Months Old And My Brother Obviously Thought I Was Annoying, If Not Repulsive"
"That One Christmas When A Champagne Cork Hit Me In The Eye"
"I Told My 2-Year-Old That Santa Was Tired Of Milk And Cookies"
"I Hated Taking Pictures When I Was Little, Especially Ones Where We Had To Dress Up. I Told My Mom I Was Done And She Didn’t Believe Me. I Didn’t Mean To Make This Face. It Just Sort Of Happened On Its Own. So This Is The Christmas Card She Got"
"For My Slightly Belated Birthday, I Present The Christmas Gift My Granddad Undoubtedly Regretted Most"
"This Is Me In 1970 When I Was 5 And Meeting A Santa Who Had Face-Boobs"
"My Christmas Was Scary In Yugoslavia"
"A Fitting 2020 Christmas Card From Our Family To Yours"
"Has To Be One Of The Most Cringeworthy Christmas Cards I’ve Ever Seen. That Is My Parents In Front Of Their Own Gravestones They Purchased This Year"
"Resentment At It’s Finest…not Sure If It’s From The Elf Costume Or For Us Bringing Home This Baby!"
"The Kids Loved Meeting Santa A Few Years Ago. He’s Thrilled Too"
"Stephanie Is Photoshopped In, As She Was In Peru"
"This Is Me With Santa In 1975. I Can’t Tell Who Is More Unhappy, Me Or Him"
"Surprisingly, Not Much Has Changed In The Family Dynamic Since Then. Mom Still Favors The Family Cat Over Dad, I Still Take Horrible Photos"
"New Puppy And 1 Year Old. All Is Calm, All Is Bright"
"My Son Was Super Attached To Me For The First Few Years Of His Life. You Can See The Rage In Both His Face And Pointer Finger As I Stepped Away And Left Him With Jolly ‘Ol St. Nick"
"The Time My Brother Was Given A New Bicycle, And I Got A Tricycle"
"In The 1950s, My Dad’s Relatives Would Take Turns Each Christmas Dressing Up As Santa Claus To Surprise The Kids, Complete With This Not-So-Jolly Rubber Santa Mask"
Sheesh.