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Except, when he reaches your village, all he wants to do is cave your head in with that mace and burn down your hut. And he's running at you screaming bloody murder with about 50,000 of his kind behind him still on horse back shooting down your neighbors with their own bows. So, unless you're Legolas, chances are your arrow goes wide because your hands are shaking and you're peeing yourself three seconds before he crushes your skull.
Wow, that escalated quickly. O.O