“This Year Marks the 10th Year I’ve Received the Guinness Book of World Records for Christmas!”
“My local sushi place delivers the soy sauce with sushi in these tiny fish shaped bottles.”
“ATM gave me ten dollar bills with sequential serial numbers.”
“Somebody left a little Origami dragon in the train on my morning commute.”
“This USB device shows its storage being used without plugging it in.”
“I built a ferris wheel to hold my girlfriends Christmas gifts”
“The contrast in color of my jeans now, compared to when I bought them.”
“The texture on the PS5 Controller is made up of the Playstation symbols.”
“I found a sextoy vending machine in a gas station in Germany.”
“One of my crab legs didn’t develop”
“This giant Pez dispenser my mom has that shoots out entire packs of Pez instead of individual pieces.”
“A chicken appeared on my porch today, despite there being 40 inches of snow on the ground.”
“The “threads” on my kleen kanteen coffee thermos are actually small bumps and not continuous threads”
“This company ships their product in boxes marked as plain flour to deter porch pirates.”
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#7 Where can I find one of those? Bringing one home just might help my new husband get over his visceral fear of moths and spiders since they're both incorporated into one giant hideous insect.
What could possibly go wrong, right?
#19 Those are intentionally left for you and you will see a lot more of those on a regular basis.....assuming you're a Blade Runner.
No, I think it means that they are counterfeit.