“A keen-eyed person walking along a muddy creek in Northern Territory, Australia noticed something unusual about the shape of a slug of mud with a beady yellow eye staring at him. It turned out to be a saltwater crocodile. Authorities circulated this pic to warn people about dangers in muddy creeks.”
“After rushed and violent bout of diarrhoea you are presented with the option to wipe or not to wipe”
“This massive 6 foot 4 inches tall Kangaroo that was found in Australia”
“Guess i’ll walk to work”
“Went to go open my garage door, and now I have to burn it to the ground.”
“Huntsman Spider Fills Car With Babies. Australia.”
“This is why you don’t leave your shoes outside in Australia..”
“Spider hiding in my apartment peephole”
“In Australia it is always wise to check you shoes prior to putting your foot in.”
“Found this guy in the sink yesterday morning. ?Marbled Scorpion – Scenic Rim SEQ”
“These cockroaches are a popular pet in Brisbane, Australia”
“Black Widow spider makes itself at home in a clothing store.”
“Go to put my sweatshirt on this morning and this guy pops out onto my pillow! Didn’t even know we had scorpions in Canberra.”
“Female Golden Orb-Weaver on a mates hat. QLD Australia”
<- Turtle: That's definitely a big 'nope'.
I'm up voting this just for the absolutely perfect captioning...
#7 They get quite a bit taller than that.