“Anyone have any idea as to what this long narrow board is supposed to be? Found in a kitchen of an older apartment.”
“Usually to clamp something onto — like a meat grinder.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener