“Mounted on a wall in a hotel room. It is rigid, no articulations for movement. The hotel staff is not sure if it is decorative or functional.”
“It’s a hanger. A really goofy, artistic hanger. The gold bits are for you to put stuff over like jackets or bags, and there’s even a bar at the bottom to lay stuff over like gloves.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener