"Can anyone identify this object sitting on my uncle-in-law’s highchair in the early 1960s?"
“It’s a toy hammer.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener