“A foam rubber promo item from the local water authority — what is it for?”
“YVW Water Watchers! Initiative to remind children to conserve water when possible.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener