“Found in a junk drawer, we have no idea what it’s supposed to hold.”
“It’s a curling iron cover. The loop goes under the ‘arm’ of the curling iron.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener