“In case anyone is wondering how we’re doing as parents, this is my 3-year-old cleaning his potty with my toothbrush.”
“From the first day working at home — she got pink slime in her hair.”
“Hide and seek with my 2-year-old”
“He refused to let me help him order his food because he’s a ’big boy.’ Now he’s sitting mad with his egg on a hot dog bun with jalapeños and black olives.”
“He didn’t want his shoes to get wet, so he put paper bags on his feet and waded into the ocean.”
“You turn your back for 30 seconds...”
“My boss brought his son to work today.”
“The 4-year-old made this while I slept. I’m not hungry anymore.”
“My son’s biggest fear”
“My son just made a huge mess. This is his ’just let me explain’ face.”
“I woke up to my daughter standing over me like this. I’ve never been so proud or terrified.”
“My 4-year-old put cupcakes in my dress shoes. Are they ruined?”
Sorry for the typo .. ad of course
Yup, we bypassed these little bastards...
You must be rich, why not just hire someone to put them away?