"Skipped Breakfast, Stood Up Too Fast, Passed Out While Taking An Exam During A Zoom Meeting, Fell On My Most Expensive Piece Of Furniture"
"Shattered my phone, cut my ear on the broken glass, strained a bicep, and couldn’t submit the exam on time. How’s your day going?"
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Sadie 1 year ago
#41 Rent a floor sander or hire it done. Wide plank hardwood is a major good find.
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Rena 1 year ago
Sadie,
You’re joking, right??
That’s strand board, not hardwood.
You’re joking, right??
That’s strand board, not hardwood.
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Woody 1 year ago
#19 That sux for the new owners. 20 min later they crash their moving van into the house, and are about to learn the first rule of ownership... Responsibility.
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Gerrie 1 year ago
#9 Cleveland Brown in bathtub: "No No No No No NooOOoo!"
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Len 1 year ago
#41 technically it is a wooden floor and the panels are probably not fiberboard, and I've heard slat wood flooring called hardwood, and it's not a lie. We just THINK hardwood means good looking polished timber boards between 4-12 inches wide.
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Rena 1 year ago
Len,
No. That is most definitely plywood.
No. That is most definitely plywood.
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Honora 1 year ago
Rena, Yes, but maybe it's hard plywood.
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Asenath 1 year ago
Honora,
maybe it's pliable hardwood
maybe it's pliable hardwood
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Waldo 1 year ago
Instead of deleting one DNS records, I deleted the DNS server, and crashed all 10 legal casino's in my country, cuasing a shutdown of all of them, costing us around a million euros. oops.
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Erwin 1 year ago
Waldo,
per minute??? or do you just have two very small casinos where only three old ladys are?
per minute??? or do you just have two very small casinos where only three old ladys are?
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Sceeter 1 year ago
#17 - Does that say F@#K ?
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Rena 1 year ago
Sceeter,
No, it reads F????????K
No, it reads F????????K
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Sceeter 1 year ago
#29 - Who puts a microwave oven at toddler height ?
I call bullsh#t.
I call bullsh#t.
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Essie 1 year ago
#27 slow clap, sh#t happens in the US too, usually around the 4th of a certain month, along some fireworks. They tend to hit people too.
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Marjorie 1 year ago
Essie,
Would you rather be hit by a bottle-rocket or a bullet?
Would you rather be hit by a bottle-rocket or a bullet?
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Honora 1 year ago
#2 The cat will make it up to you by trashing something you love.
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Freddie 1 year ago
#12
yes.
but,
WHY?
yes.
but,
WHY?
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Asenath 1 year ago
Freddie,
i know, right. I would have put them somewhere they couldn't reach them.
i know, right. I would have put them somewhere they couldn't reach them.
You’re joking, right??
That’s strand board, not hardwood.
No. That is most definitely plywood.
maybe it's pliable hardwood
per minute??? or do you just have two very small casinos where only three old ladys are?
No, it reads F????????K
I call bullsh#t.
Would you rather be hit by a bottle-rocket or a bullet?
yes.
but,
WHY?
i know, right. I would have put them somewhere they couldn't reach them.