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You’re joking, right??
That’s strand board, not hardwood.
No. That is most definitely plywood.
maybe it's pliable hardwood
per minute??? or do you just have two very small casinos where only three old ladys are?
No, it reads F????????K
I call bullsh#t.
Would you rather be hit by a bottle-rocket or a bullet?
yes.
but,
WHY?
i know, right. I would have put them somewhere they couldn't reach them.