“Took a bite before I saw this…”
“Doctor recommended I lose 30 pounds. Told him I can do it in a month. I began working out twice a day and lost 25 pounds within a month. On the 30th day I tore my Achilles literally doing nothing. No contact. I was just jogging and heard a pop. Worst pain in my life. I’m not even motivated anymore.”
“My first ever car got stolen in the tiktok “Kia/Hyundai” challenge, and driven through a gate into the woods and the perps got away.”
“I’ve only got 4 miles of range left and find this.”
“Staff forgot to cover up the pool tables at a college bar on a Friday night.”
“Tried crossfit for the first time, literally the first day I went, & ended up with rhabdomyolysis”
“Been wanting chili for months and finally made it today, only to realize before final simmering of all ingredients there were bugs in my chili powder.”
“Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan”
“Coming into work to discover that someone left the ice machine door open overnight.”
“So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift…awesome.”
“In-laws dog ate my glasses first night I arrived for visit.”
“I just wanted my apartment to smell pretty. Good-Bye, Security Deposit.”
“I was trimming my eyebrows with a manscaper and the adjustable part moved and I shaved them.”
“Tried to crush some peanuts with my cast iron pan .”
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My wife got a good laugh out of it, but I looked kind of surprised for a while.
the candle duh. resulting in wax splattered over the screen.
no no, that was funny. upvote.
back for yet another daily dose of downvotes.
I guess to some people negative attention is better than no attention.
Not only the 3 second "rule" but it's going back into a hot oven/cooker, so all germs will die.
Just make sure that there is no hair attached, if you live with a woman or a pet. I have both and they both shed.
Have Seen quite some Electronics with ant nests
apparently fire-ants are attracted to electricity