“The lid shattered just as I finished rice for a dinner party — how?”
“Before and after my usual barber asked if I wanted ’enhancements’”
“Waited a little too long to take the canoe out of the water.”
“Our dog scared our cat, which jumped on and off the table, pushing our 1000-piece puzzle off.”
“I thought I was so smart for keeping a cover on my toothbrush at all times.”
“Made brownies, and this is what was left for me, neatly covered in foil on top of the fridge (where we keep the good stuff so the kids and dog can’t get it).”
“My wife said she heard a noise in the laundry room.”
“Added the birthday candles while the brownies were still warm and they melted, ruining the whole dish.”
“Right before I left the trampoline park, I put my blue shoes back on. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized I didn’t wear my blue shoes to the trampoline park.”
“Found a live spider in my unopened queso after breaking the seal.”
“So I let my buddy start the grill up, and I walked out to this.”
“Got a burrito at work and leaned over to pick my can of paint up and Aspen snatched a bite.”
“The one time the toner burst at work while switching it out. You can see where I was at that exact moment.”
“In the middle of the night, I apparently thought this was my earbuds’ case.”
“My In-laws’ dog ate my glasses on the first night I arrived for a visit.”
“A generous tip for someone working at a restaurant.”
“The tire blew out on the way to work. Not a problem, I’ve got a spare. Nope. The spare gave out too.”
“I do calligraphy. I misplaced the circled character, which is part of a 300-word scroll that I almost finished after 5 days of work.”
“I accidentally left my laptop bag on my car roof, and drove off with it still on top.”
“I asked for it well done.’”
“The worst possible photo your drone can take.”
“What could go wrong with wearing flip-flops to the airport?”
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That happened to a guy I worked with except it was the Magenta toner and he was wearing brand new white sneakers. He was less than happy with his brand new pink sneakers...
#28 says "just got to work and..."
Guys, why are you sharing a broken pair of trousers?
Bragging about how sweaty and disgusting their gross b@lls are.
why do you think #28 have b@lls?
you can also sh#t yourself... it doesn't depends on your sex ;P
When I wrote my comment, there were two pics like #4 and in the missing was a textline "just got to work and..."
The admins deleted a pic and closed the gap.
Makes my comment obsolete...
pivot, Pivot... PIVOT!!!!
I don't know who is slapping captions on these pics, but that one made the news in the UK. Tosser was told it wouldn't fit, said he would have a go anyway. Got stuck and threw his dummy out the pram because of his idea.
#5 Hey, at least the sludge is "organic" right?
#9 The cat should have gone in and down the toilet next.
#18 These repetitious pictures are fooking boring.
#27 You are supposed to put them in your ears, not your mouth.
#37 THAT was a dumb@$$ thing to do, wasn't it?
#49 You asked for it, you got it. Quit your b*tchin'.
you put your VR headset in your ears? Interesting, please do tell more!
my step dad built a new home many years ago, he did use cedar for walls, turned out a great selling point.