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Actually, it's the ground people who throw the bags, but poorly packed ones shift around and fall over a lot
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo.
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.