“My 8yo daughter has been growing her hair for nearly 2 years to donate it to a charity that makes wigs for cancer kids that cannot afford them.”
“First-year coaching! Every game is a win in my book.”
“Here are the final pics of my pool mural.”
“Our neighbors invited us to a party and told us they’d provide snacks. They didn’t disappoint.”
“Here is an origami dwarf I folded.”
“Desaturated Santa is still the best costume I’ve ever done.”
“I turned my regular boring Christmas tree into a Whoville tree.”
“It’s the king of ’not my job’.”
“He lost his hands to meningitis, so we built him Black Panther bionic arms.”
“I wrapped our white elephant gifts in the shape of a toilet and a giant plunger.”
“I wore a crab costume to college for the whole day.”
“I took all the precautions to deep-fry the turkey this year.”
“Someone mailed a potato.”
“It is going to be our first Christmas with our cat, Mr. Gray. I’m not leaving it up to chance.”
"I made a life-size Stranger Things Demogorgon out of gingerbread."
#10 "mexican" coworker
What's wrong with you? Seriously. Do you have any kind feelings in you at all? Ever?
The only feelings Midge has are those of inadequacy.
Hence, his posts.