“The way this egg dried at the bottom of a glass measuring cup”
“Found this at a construction site near my dad’s factory.”
“There was a bee in the bathroom this morning. It looked exhausted so I fed it some honey.
“My husband keeps his glasses in a bowl of peanuts.”
“My dog uses his ’thumb’ to hold chew toys.”
“Sometimes my chickens lay an egg where the shell has not fully formed, leaving just the soft part.”
“This ominous orange I cut into”
“My Uber is also a convenience store.”
“The amount of hair after I brushed my cat”
“My eggs were inversions of each other this morning.”
“This store sells finger hands, and also finger hands for finger hands.”
This way-too-perfect pot of boiling water that a) makes me feel like I'm being watched and b) 100% convinced me we're living in a simulation:
This pile of ~free~ masks that makes it looks like every horror movie killer simultaneously gave up to pursue other career options:
This fortune cookie fortune that, TBH, can only be taken as a threat:
These more-than-double-stuffed *checks notes* Oreo-flavored Oreos that are giving real High School Musical: The Musical: The Series energy:
This teeny tiny house hidden in the woods that 100% belongs to fairies:
The way these skiers look like living, breathing musical notes for either the best or worst song you've ever heard:
This completely?? blank??? letter that a redditor in Texas got from a random person in Poland that would have me pulling out my third grade spy kit to see if there's invisible ink:
This McDonald's sausage, egg, and cheesy McMuffin with a ~rare~ runny yolk that feels like a super secret menu item:
This tree, which — TBH — is making my brain hurt with how much it looks like it's glitching in real time:
Later the person will claim that it was an invoice for a service as "evidence" they use your signature for the letter as "proof"
Annoying like Heck
New is that they send it over the pond
Send him a glitter bomb back.
it is a joke silly human