“Broken foot on vacation!”
“Need to leave for work but this rental truck is blocking my garage door. Driver of truck is nowhere to be seen for the last 20 minutes.”
"Electricity bill went up x4 "
“There goes my smoothie!”
“They assured me these were frost proof.”
“This “gift” for employee appreciation”
“The view from my 30€ ticket”
“Rip my lego death star and other legos”
“Decided to pick up my food order to save $20 in delivery fees. Ended up having to pay $170 to get this boot off my car.”
“Where I live vs where the airline left my bag.”
“The steel cap fell out of my boot and I’m too broke for a new pair”
“My friend forgot to check his underwear before putting it on.”
“This harvest should sustain us through the winter.”
“Microwaved my instant lunch only to find out that I forgot to add the water.”
“I had my tablecloth hanging to dry. I didn’t hang it well, and it fell with the wind and got stuck on a wall screw.”
“Mistakes were made.”
“Just getting ready to cook Valentine’s Day dinner and opened the block of cheese I bought today.”
“This mirrored ceiling in our bathroom at work”
“This car was parked in a low spot during a freezing rainy day. It’s all solid underneath.”
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looks like he consumed 4 times the normal amount.........
#22 So you just scrape off the mold. It's cheese, FFS!
It's fake...