#33
They mean gloves that don't absorb super glue... I guess it's on them for assuming you might get that part.

#18 If you pick them up and put them on a plate, no one will ever know.

#38 Could've done without that...

#29 Looks like your bathroom is a sh#thole anyway, so no biggie.

#16. Staged.

#32 Is your roomie named Dursley?

#20 if you consider that as a meal you don't deserve desert.

#12 wow, your mom had better talk to annorthodontist about weak teeth if a ground up piece of bone broke one.